Crappy Parenting by Amber Dusick

Author:Amber Dusick
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Park Row Books
Published: 2022-01-18T02:00:31+00:00

Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.

Crappy Papa rushes to the bathroom to change him. I secretly hope that we miss our flight. We don’t.

The plane takes off. We are flying! Now we can relax.

And then Crappy Baby poops.

Changing a diaper in an airplane bathroom is like changing a di

aper inside an empty refrigerator that a drunk person is pushing around on a dolly.

When we return, Crappy Papa announces that he needs to use the bathroom. I see fear in his eyes.

While he is gone, Crappy Boy starts singing a song:

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